February 2012
Ahahaha
“Go climb a wall of dicks”
Oh my god.
I Searched for ‘The Walking Dead’ to see what Tumblr thought of the latest episode and maybe find a gif of some zombies getting fucked up. Every single post is “Hurr I just read The Walking Dead spoiler, you guys are fucking assholes”. No actual posts about the show.
If you don’t want spoilers, then DON’T SEARCH FOR THEM ON THE INTERNET YOU FUCKING MORONS.
Hangovers this bad should be illegal.
Drunk phone call from Nathan asking me which bus to get home from town, I think I gave him the wrong number.
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Genuinely can’t believe America is trying to remake The IT Crowd, the script is a word for word copy of the original. America doesn’t get British humor, it doesn’t make sense. The only reason Shameless USA is doing well is because the girl who plays Fiona is fucking hot and all the other shows they’ve rehashed have flopped apart from The Office. It doesn’t even ...
Fuck going to the pub, Wayne's World is on!
bbbbec replied to your photo: I don’t usually post rage comics but this one I…
was that a joke, cos yo always post comics, i swear
I never post rage comics!
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Battlefield 3
Dad: You should probably been thinking about bed soon, Peter.
Me: Yeah sure, there’s only like five minutes of this match lef-
Some CUNT on chat: peterallen900 u suck n00b fuk you.
I will fucking beat you at this game, even if it takes me all night you camping little shit.
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Well
I’m not drunk or enjoying myself in town again, because of this stupid job thing that I have to do and I’ve almost run out of 30 Rock episodes to watch until four in the morning.
I guess it’s time to go eat all of the Chicago Town mini pizzas stockpiled in the freezer.
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“‘Nothing in life is fair. Fair is a dirty word and I’ll thank you...”
– Jeff Lindsay
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“You are the sexual equivalent of a million Hindenburgs.”
– Jack, to Liz.
A song by a favorite band of mine states that ‘We need vices’. When do ‘vices’ stop being just that, and become problems?
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I’m trying to achieve maximum comfy but the fabric of my chair is too coarse for my bare arse cheeks.
